Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
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What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
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All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
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