i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
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So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
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NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
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