$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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