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It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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