Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I looked at my own cervix.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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