Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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