what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
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