I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
