Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
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