i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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