please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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