I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
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I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
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What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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