yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
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is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
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Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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