you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
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His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
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So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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