He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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