So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
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I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
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Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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