Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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