Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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