oh god the rape fog is back!
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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