i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
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the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
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My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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