hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Randomize
