The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
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Houston, we have a squirter
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
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We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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