How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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