I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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