I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
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Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
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How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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