I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
third nipple confirmed
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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