I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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