walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
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Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
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ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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