why didn't you poke me back
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
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Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
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His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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