so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Randomize
