I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
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plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
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Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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