there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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