The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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