Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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