is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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