if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
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he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
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Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
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