Is it normal to miss your booty call?
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
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his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
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Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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