THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
i barfeds in our rink
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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