I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
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he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
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I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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