There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
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He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
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Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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