He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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