Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
now i know why i became what i already was.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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