We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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