I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
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Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
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I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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