She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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