The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Semen is not good for contacts.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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