i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Randomize
