I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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