After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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