i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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