Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Bring me that man meat
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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