Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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