Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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