He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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