He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Randomize
