Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
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M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
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Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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